These Tears Are Deadly.

My name is Celestine c:
I'm Bi
Taken by the most amazing guy <3
i like Monster energry dirnks mtn dew and Arizona green tea c:
My birthday is March 28.
Uhm well i dunno what to write hah.
So ya. (:

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seafoampterodactyl:

How parents should react.

If only I had a dad like this.
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The sad story of the Three Bears in Shrek

Papa bear on the rebound though
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HOLAF
[ — looks like queen salsa has a new friend.

they even have the same hat! — ]

Wat
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Permalink simplypurkey:

jazzumon:

destielkills:

auntiesnixshipper:

awkwardteenagenerves:

discard-and-discover:

evolve-within:

disregardwomen:

When my mom’s out in public, she sends me pictures of lesbians she sees.

Jesus I envy that relationship. 

this is like the time when my mum took me bra shopping and the girl measuring me up was a lesbian and my mum said to me “i’ll go take a walk around the shop so you can talk to this nice young girl” and gave me a look as if to say “chat her up”. 

My mum tries to push me towards cute possibly gay girls and then disappears. She did it in Primark once and I found her hiding behind a pile of knickers, watching me.

i love all of your moms

When I was 17 I was convinced I was in love with the check out girl at the grocery store 5 minutes away from our house, so my dad went to get milk and somehow found an appropriate point in the conversation while buying a half gallon of milk to give her my number. Three days later she called me and asked if I wanted to come over “to watch a movie” and long story short my dad got me laid thanks dad.


That last story is worth reblogging
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pinkamea-and-frends:

ask-teenage-scootaloo:

storm-and-her-nightmare-family:

naskafterdark:

wolfspirals:

cindersk:

For those who are interested.

Hide your werewolf.

I think you mean UNLEASH your werewolf.  :V

yes!

WHAT STATE IS IT IN?!?!?!

All of them

ITS MY FIRST TIME SEEING ONE! 

I AM SO WATCHING THIS. SIGNAL BOOST THIS!! AND GET SOME SALT!!

I AM SO SCARDED OF ECLIPSES YOU DO NOT KNOW OMFG AHAHAH

ECLIPSES FUCKING TERRIFY ME TO NO END BUT AT THE SAME TIME HELL YEAH

Why ya’ll scared of eclipses? You sould be scared if we didn’t have eclipses tbh. Srsly, it’s beautiful, the earth moving around the sun, the moon moving around the earth, wow, shit man, it blows my fucking mind!
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sosparemenow Jess is this ms cake
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upnorthnorthernlights:

omgbuglen:

An inflatable lawn tent. Imagine laying in this while it’s raining.

And hot boxing the fuck out of it!

I NEEED THIS
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